Amazing Selling Machine continues .... What's next ?

Our Psychics are channeling the future of the Amazing Selling Machine !

 

 

Today we received another spam email invited to joint the Amazon peddlers looking for an exit strategy promoted by email list gathering con-artist saying - join now the doors are closing soon. As we mentioned in our previous post the guys recruiting desperate suckers into investing $4000 each with nothing but a few videos and a promise (inferred) that they'll get rich quick on Amazon.

 

 

Whats next for the amazing bs duo? We gathered our world renowned psychics (that couldn't predict the tomorrows date)  and asked that very question ......... After numerous crustal balls caresses, tarot card flipping, some Ouija board consultations, tea leaf readings, and a reading of chicken bones on the table just for good measure - we have an unanimous prediction ........

 

 

Matt Clark and his sidekick Jason will be recording the "training webinars" made to convince the conned knuckleheads that they got something besides smoke and mirrors for their $3500 to $4000 investment - and will create a new product and boast how much others paid to justify an opportunity to view the same regurgitated information for a measly $997 !

 

 

Only in the world of Internet or information marketing is it possible to sell "training" for thousands to desperate people when the same information wouldn't fill a small book, But you can't sell a book for $4000 - can you? 

 

A free $20 Amazon gift card for spending $4,000 ? WTF ? Amazing Selling Machine

Here's the latest in the Amazing Selling Machine hustle.

Amazon Amazing Selling Machine scam - No Affiliates? Right !

Today Matt Clark and Jason Katzenback gave away huge bonuses to participating guppies nibbling at the crumbs they threw out during a Q & A session that was recorded and send to the inbox of those not protected against receiving e-vomit.

What was the bonus you ask? How's this - they gave away free $20 Amazon gift cards - 6 in total ! That's right their program is pitched at $4000 program if in four installments, or a pay $3500 and get a discount to buy into the hype today ! Sorry if you missed the call and you could have only had $3480 tied up in the amazing selling machine scheme.

The BEST part of the pitch was at the very end when Katzenback states that he no longer has anything to do with affiliate programs or the previous e-garbage that was previously sold as a must have tool to knuckleheads. (And yet their whole program IS an affiliate program promoted through select affiliates chosen because of larger email lists)

A simple Google search and you'll reveal the truth about this statement - All the same names in the affiliate boys club are tripping over each other trying to get you top buy from them. Who you ask? - OK lets see - John Reese is offering some antiquated bonus he tries to value at $2000 that's been around forever. Others are "giving away $1000 Amazon gift cards,  others repackaging other old "promote - your - junk- on Amazon" tutorials and other useless pdf wastes of drive space.

To get the most entertainment value just search for the "amazing selling machine" yourself and you'll draw your own conclusion if they are gouging prospects in order to pay a ton of cash to affiliates. Or you can aways believe these affiliates are pulling $1000 out of their pockets to give away because they're altruistic and wealthy and not because they are paying you with your own money as affiliates of the amazing amazon machine.

Oh- wait - didn't they say they no longer promote affiliate programs? Tell them you want to join without buying from a middleman (affiliate) and paying double and see if they really care about helping you be successful. This BS is so transparently obvious - I'm sure they'll regret making the statement in public. Well maybe not. It's been a couple minutes so a few more suckers were just born and others cumming of age to exploit.

Ask Matt and Jason how their "non-affiliate" pushers are able to offer such bonuses if not getting a 50% kickback at the expense of the naive?

Want to have some fun? Post the name and the bonus offered by these affiliate in the comments below.

Here's one from some " undergroundtraininglab . com " yada yada whatever site -  to get you started.

"Terms: I, Jeff Johnson, acting on the behalf of P.R.M. LLC, must receive full Affiliate credit for your Amazing Selling Machine (ASM) purchase and I must get paid the full commission for your ASM purchase. I am the only one who decides who ends up getting a Bonus, if any. Some Bonus items may be given out before the refund period ends, others after the refund period ends but if you request a refund or miss payments for ASM your Bonus will be forfeited. I reserve the right to modify this bonus offer in any way I deem necessary including cancelling it without advance notice, or giving you more cool stuff than I promised."

If it walks like a duck ................

How to make $350,000.00 in one day online !

You've seen many get-rich-quick schemes come and go but if you really want to make a killing simply follow the product launch blueprint by newcomers in the industry as the subtle fleecing is a thing of yesterday.

Don't waste time trying to make hard copy books that sell for chump change and can be reviewed for value or anything tangible when it's enough to make a few videos with screen-shots showing others what you supposedly made online. It's like a self-fulfilling prophecy that comes to life at the expense of the naive.

Here's what you'll need.

1) Convince others that you're already making a killin' online to give them a carrot to follow. Videos work great as most are already onto the doctored click bank screenshots and fake testimonials.

2) Make a page that tells everyone you'll show them how to do it themselves and be wealthy with very little effort on their part if they follow your "system". Hire a couple programmers to whip up a simple tool or two and a site designer to create a membership site so it can be part of the package.

3) Recruit some guru types with a large following and even larger email lists and offer them a cut of the pie to push your product on their wishful followers. Be sure to have the gurus drop hints to build suspense but be evasive with the cost of the "system" you want to sell. Mmmm Cool Aid.

4) Ok - now here's the fun part - upload the last video in a coordinated effort with your guru conspirators and have them send lots of emails to their list, and make blog posts that the program is officially launched but put the price point for membership at thousands while having the gurus cheer "what a great value" !

Note: you'll lose a lot of interest as many get sticker-shock at what you're charging but you only need 100 knucklheads to take the plunge at $3500 a whack to fill up the coffers. If you think too many will come to their sences - try offering them an "opportunity" to pay $1000 now but only if they agree to pay you an extra $500 for accepting a partial payment.  Congrads you just made $350,000.00 ! Convince 200 knuckleheads and pocket $700,000.00 and you can even add on a back-end software cost after a limited use by suckers - oops I mean members.  Cha - Ching.

Note: offer a money-back guarantee for those that just sip the cool aid but make it useless by making it for only 30 days and stretch your "training" program out for 60 so they'll take a big ol' gulp. Congratulations - just like the others you've created an amazing selling machine !






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Amazing Selling Machine by Matt Clark and sidekick Jason Katzenback

Drum roll please ...................

Wouldn't you love to make a fortune online and have Amazon do ALL the work? Of course you would - and it can be done easily with the information provided in the Amazing Selling Machine launched today by Matt Clark and Jason Katzenbeck.

Instead of the typical BS promise that you won't receive spam and get my free e-garbage or buy a useless tool for $27 so I can up-sell you later - the Amazon face mask peddling duo tried a different approach.

Amazing selling machine - suckers wanted Amazing Selling Machine.com

After several days of hype and videos promising the world they introduced their program for a measly $3500 cash or four easy as pie installments of only $1000 if you're willing to pay the extra $500 for the privilege they bestow upon you for the selling system that is simply Amazing !

For your investment they'll tell you that you can find a supplier on your own of low cost trinkets and use Amazons fulfillment center to ship them out. What else do I get? glad you asked - you'll get great ideas like - buy junk that can be stuck in a bag easily and private labeled if you can find a supplier willing to do so and a membership to their community to discuss with your competitors the best places to get great deals to maximize profits.

This amazing selling machine was, like most affiliate product launches, vouched for by those in the Internet marketing or make money online industry guru product pushers claiming it's the best thing they've ever seen. Of course most without full disclosure that they were making a killing off the suckers hanging on to their every word awaiting the amazing freaking selling BS machine - the gurus could be heard from miles away exclaiming - click my link. No mine !

It didn't stop there - the gurus then offered bonuses to solicit an immediate click -before- you - come - to - your - senses  response. Some offered their own useless training as a bonus for an opportunity to sell the idiot that purchased more tools, while others offered $1000 Amazon gift cards free. Wow - who wouldn't want a free Amazon gift card? And why so generous? Is it possibly because the $1000 is coming from what I pay to purchase the amazing selling machine while you pocket and additional $1500 and Matt Clark and Jason Katzenback get the other $1000?  Guess I'll just buy my own gift card and save an electronic tree - but appreciate your altruism. Good looking out pal.

I tried to reach them for comment but no reply. Then on their Facebook page and was told to promptly F-off ! If you're curious check out their videos which are actually well made at Gimme four grand but keep you hand on your wallet.


Well - the first post of my new blog is complete with many more to come as more of these gurus slither into the light - feel free to comment or request I look at another program but if it looks like a duck.......... Anyway - see ya around. Thanks for stopping by.